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We All Do It

Nope, this entry is not about pooping (say it, Kenzie!!!). Or eating. It is about stalking yourself on Facebook.

Now that Facebook got even more creepy and made it only so easy to peruse your entire internet history, I of course was intrigued by what my Facebooking was like in my first year, 2006. Behold, my statuses. Needless to say, I’m very glad it’s not 2006 anymore.

6 septembre 2006 
Shelbey Ballantyne is going to mutual. Woot. Family history.
7 septembre 2006 
Shelbey Ballantyne is still sick after four straight weeks.
11 septembre 2006 
Shelbey Ballantyne is listening to her recently purchased music! Yay, Queen.
19 septembre 2006 
Shelbey Ballantyne is going to go do homework or something.
15 septembre 2006 
Shelbey Ballantyne is feeling the pain in her elbow.
16 septembre 2006 
Shelbey Ballantyne is talking to the hottest boy alive.
28 septembre 2006 
Shelbey Ballantyne is eating cereal and goldfish.
10 octobre 2006 
Shelbey Ballantyne is cold.  [REALLY? REALLY?????]
21 octobre 2006 
Shelbey Ballantyne is letting her food digest. [WTFREAK?]
24 octobre 2006 
Shelbey Ballantyne is physically present.
31 octobre 2006 
Shelbey Ballantyne is being a girl
1 novembre 2006 
Shelbey Ballantyne is in love with Pevie.
12 novembre 2006 
Shelbey Ballantyne is dead.
15 novembre 2006 
Shelbey Ballantyne is about to go to her opening night of Beauty and the Beast
22 novembre 2006 
Shelbey Ballantyne is in love again. [First of all, in love? Second of all, AGAIN?]
24 novembre 2006 
Shelbey Ballantyne is completely humilliated.
25 novembre 2006 
Shelbey Ballantyne is sore for some reason.
1 décembre 2006 
Shelbey Ballantyne is eating Cheez-Its.
5 décembre 2006 
Shelbey Ballantyne is listening to new Christmas music!
6 décembre 2006 
Shelbey Ballantyne is looking at pictures of Beauty and the Beast and weeping. [Whoa, dramatic much?]
11 décembre 2006 
Shelbey Ballantyne is being hot as usual. [Whoa, vain much?]
14 décembre 2006 
Shelbey Ballantyne is hoping to go to SLC for A Capella concert.
19 décembre 2006 
Shelbey Ballantyne is hungy
30 décembre 2006 
Shelbey Ballantyne is sitting with a pile of laundry on her lap replying to the most pathetic loser this earth has seen. Boys have no dignity.  [I WAS ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE???????]

Now, my friends, go stalk yourselves on Facebook and tell me if you find any gems.

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