poop

I am shelbey. I’m so sad because I poop my pants all the time. I don’t have any friends because I stink like broccoli and poop. I teach potions to Harry Potter and it’s really boring ’cause he’s so cool, and makes me have depression. Okay, I think I’ll go cry now, but not before I poop my pants. Bye.

 

 

[Thanks, Kenzie.]

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